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Wrist cuffs for Jesus.

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Nov 19, 2005 - BREAKING NEWS!
Score: 3.42/5.00 - 127 votes.
 
Nov 0, 2005 - If the Pilot Light goes out...
Score: 3.84/5.00 - 128 votes.
 

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Caption Jackson Says "Schfifty five!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Peupty poopty pants."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I'm machined in both metric and standard"
 
Caption Jackson Says "My cock says "Greyhound" on the side."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I'm grimacing because I'm pooping."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I was born a woman. With a dick."
 
Caption Jackson Says "Howie Mandell trapped in a bear trap."
 
Caption Jackson Says "Wrist cuffs for Jesus."
 
Caption Jackson Says "This guys voice is pussy as hell."
 
Caption Jackson Says "Say bottle in british!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "2 turtle dicks and a partridge in a pear"
 
Caption Jackson Says "My face is full of beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Challenge me to an eating contest!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "You left your butt baby here."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I wonder if he put her on a leash."
 
Caption Jackson Says "You don't know shit about bible things."
 
Caption Jackson Says "Lugnuts for lusty sluts!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Livers are for pussies."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I KNOW MY BODY FCUK AND DEATH"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Looks like someone needs a sock sandwich"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I WANNA GET HIGH AND WATCH KUNG POW"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Pot gives me the hiccups."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I punch juggalos on sight."
 
Caption Jackson Says ":syas noskcaj noitpac"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Sex is more than a state of mind, it's"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I can tie baloon animals with my wang."
 
Caption Jackson Says "AND NOW A MAGICIAN NAMED GOB"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Hard = Hair"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Whose fist is in the glove now, Larry?"
 
Caption Jackson Says "This is my HAT!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Free yams!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Lungs are highly overrated."
 
Caption Jackson Says "My feet are made of anger and stomping."
 
Caption Jackson Says "OH GOD THE SAND IN MY ANUS BURNS"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I once gutted a deer using only my hair."
 
Caption Jackson Says "OKLAHOMA CITY LOVES VAGINAS."
 
Caption Jackson Says "My cock looks like a longneck clam."
 
Caption Jackson Says "There's no biz like ho jiz."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I am a meat popsicle."
 
Caption Jackson Says "WHOSE DICK IS THIS?"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Communism is the way of the future."
 
Caption Jackson Says "By the magic of photoshop, I'm not Mr. T"
 
Caption Jackson Says "My balls are the size of small dogs."
 
Caption Jackson Says "Teats are for eats."
 
Caption Jackson Says "CAPSLOCK IS INTERNETS 4 COOL"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I'll only put it in for a minute, really"
 
Caption Jackson Says "^_^"
 
Caption Jackson Says "FISTS OF FURY!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I got my gold by using smallpox blankets"
 
Caption Jackson Says "This one time, in b& camp..."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I have sex in the champagne room."
 
Caption Jackson Says "G.T.F.O."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I steal content for eBaum."
 
Caption Jackson Says "CAPTION JACKSON SAYS:"
 
Caption Jackson Says "FOOLTOAST!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I rowed a 53 Chevy here from Cuba."
 
Caption Jackson Says "Your face your ass what's the difference"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I guarantee it!®"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Ich bin ein Berliner!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Goddamn, I'm never going back to Canada"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Luke, I am your father."
 
Caption Jackson Says "Honey, I'm home!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Who wants a rimjob?"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I AM THE REAL G-UNIT!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "The person who wrote this caption is gay"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I SHALL NOT STAND FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE B!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I eat babies."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past."
 
Caption Jackson Says "Vin Diesel is my father."
 
Caption Jackson Says "Post bobs or gtfo!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I download gay porn on company time."
 
Caption Jackson Says "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE"
 
Caption Jackson Says "I bitch-slapped the Pope."
 
Caption Jackson Says "I am a consumer whore!"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Who wants a mustache ride?"
 
Caption Jackson Says "Fear my GI Joe® kung-fu grip®!"
 

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